Whod you bang
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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