she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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