therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
