Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It's just like the Real World with babies
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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