sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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