Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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