yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
So vagazzling was a success
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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