You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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