I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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