she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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