worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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