It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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