At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I understand Curling. That high.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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