quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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