I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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