when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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