I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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