What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
