Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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