I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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