ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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