your room smells of hookers.
And success
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
