remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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