u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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