you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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