YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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