dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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