Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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