Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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