I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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