I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm like, not good at living.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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