So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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