Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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