Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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