She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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