More tranny stories later!
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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