Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
