Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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