I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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