Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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