You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
