what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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