David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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