It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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