My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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