it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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