Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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