Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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