yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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