so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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