Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
