I accidentally had phone sex last night
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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